Charity

Donating to a good cause is a great way to spend that extra money. My favorite charities are "The Ronald McDonald House" and poker.

Don't Panic!

If you notice that some of your hair may be falling out, don't fear the worst: it may just be something called "Male-Pattern Baldness!"

Note: I don't believe women get this.

Sound Advice

Don't eat cat food.

Guide to Confusing "Rope" Expressions

"Rope-a-Dope" - Boxing term
"Go piss up a rope" - Get lost!
"The Ropers" - Television sitcom (underrated)
"Rope vs. Wade" - Misheard landmark legal battle

Top Hats

Not many shops still sell collapsible top hats, but most magic stores and pharmacies sell collapsible canes.

Bunting

Don't be alarmed by this apparent baseball term. It's also a festive party decoration!